These sweatpants are the bottom half of the Meaningful Existence Official Uniform. They are perfect for being active. Whether you’re on your knees singing Profit’s praises, jogging on the beach or writing a cashier’s check to Ezekiel, you’ll look like a Meaningful Existence team player while doing it.
They will make your legs happy because they are made from the softest material in the known universe, plus they’ll flatter them. Legs have egos too!

Ships in 3-4 weeks

These pants are oversized and run large. For a truer fit, please order a size down. Crafted from the softest 12oz organic cotton. Pre-shrunk & garment dyed by the gods themselves. Adjustable drawstring waistband. Screen printed with puffy ink.
Once you put these on you'll never want to take them off. And nor should you!